Who was it that came up with this daft idea? I bet it was the Protestants.
Still, as a little'un I used to cherish the afternoon spent elbow depth in a stringy, weird smelling vegetable. Actually, it might be a fruit...ask the Protestants.
However, I have come to question the logic of carving a face into said plant. You see, this year I think we should all carve dentists into them. It'd do a better job of scaring away the children high on sugar- et voila! The children's teeth are mercifully saved by our artistic genius, and willingness to break the tradition of triangular toothed, slit eyed fregetables (I still haven't decided if it's a fruit or a vegetable.) and we get to keep the sweets. A great night for everybody.
Should the dentist pumpkin fail, I will just have to open the door and insist on reciting the first 15 stanzas of Virgil's Aeneid. That'll teach them.
A nugget of wisdom: (this is not so much a nugget of wisdom, as something that was just requested of me) My mum just told me to make pumpkin cake. PUMPKIN CAKE. I CAN FEED THIS TO THE CHILDREN. MWHOA HAHAHHAHAHAAAA. They won't know what hit them.
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