Jeremy Clarkson

Ah, Jezza. Shall I count the ways in which I love you?
1. Your hair. Beautiful in its own right.
2. Your dress sense. To pull off brown suede is a dying art, Jezza.
3. Your uncalled for stressing of every other word; the orators of Rome would fall and weep, knowing any effort they made would surely be but a dying candle to your speech, sir.
4. Your bluntness.
5. Your exquisite  vocabulary. (By this I mean cars, and things I have no real understanding of.)
6. The slightly unhinged look you have about you most of the time.
Yeah, there are six things...today's was one big nugget of wisdom- bon appetit.

Daphne.